Time Machine Acoustic Live Chords

[Verse]
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Guess what would be peachy keen, a time machine yeeah its got me thinkin
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Imagine all you could do with it, like killing baby Hit-ler and save the world from sinkin
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that’s great, but wait I've got other ideas if you know what I mean
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so hop in, let's begin imma fuck shit up with this time machine
 
1x through (Em, C HO, G, walkup 5th fret G HO ring finger)
 
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Step 1: baby Hitlers dead, chopped off his baby head and did a little dancin
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Step 2: set the hyper-drive to 1935, kill baby Charlie Manson
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such fun, I'm not done in '26 I got baby Edie I mean
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lets go, you're too slow so many babies to kill with this time machine
 
1x through (Em, C HO, G, walkup 5th fret G HO ring finger)
 
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baby Harvey Weinstein in '52 nothing could save you, from the bullet that your face took
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to '84 I don’t give a fuck, I'm killing baby Zuck to save the world from Facebook
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I'm psyched, cuz I spiked baby Cosby's bottle with strychnine
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then shot, Pol Pot but I got there late so he died as a teen
E               A       A               E               A       E, Gm,A,E
and the guy who invented the leaf blower, I'm gonna do that one slow
E               C         E               A         E       A       E,       Gm
and the one I cannot mention, cuz of the secret service but I think we all know
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baby Timothy McVeigh boom, I'll get him in the womb before he does his first crime
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up last baby Robert E. Lee, if he's dead you see the South won't rise the first time
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now I'm done, we had fun and got some terrible babies off of the scene
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disagree, then you're free, to go kill baby me with your time machine
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