Douchey Chords

[Intro]
N.C.
   Whooooooaaa
F Bb F Bb F C F
 
[Chorus]
F                  Bb       F
   Douchey come and Douchey go
         Bb       F
What does Douchey want?
     C       C7
Only Douchey knows
F                      Bb     F
   Douchey done like he did before
     Bb       F          C        F
I was Douchey once but I ain't no more
 
[Interlude]
F Bb F Bb F C
 
[Verse 1]
     F                Bb       F
I was seventeen when I first believed
     Bb         F             C       C7
I was young and strong, I was sad and mean
          F                       Bb      F
And it was ten long years learning how to breathe
    Bb      F      C        F
In a bubble buried six feet deep
 
[Interlude]
F Bb F Bb F C
 
[Verse 2]
    F                 Bb        F
Only twenty-one, I was dead and gone
      Bb       F             C       C7
Up and hung my head from the highest rung
          F                       Bb      F
And it's a long way down from all Kingdom Come
    Bb       F           C      F
To a mop and broom and a staple gun
 
[Chorus]
F                  Bb       F
   Douchey come and Douchey go
         Bb       F
What does Douchey want?
     C       C7
Only Douchey knows
F                      Bb     F
   Douchey done like he did before
     Bb       F          C        F
I was Douchey once but I ain't no more
 
[Break]
      Dm      F C
No-oh-ohhh-oh-oh
      Dm      F C
No-oh-ohhh-oh-oh
      Dm          F C
No-oh-ohhh-ohh-oh-oh
      Dm   C
No-oh-ohhh-oh-ohoh-oh-oh
 
[Interlude]
F Bb C C7
F Bb C
 
[Bridge]
        F            Bb             C
Oh when I was just a little boy, my daddy sat me down
          F              Bb                C
Said, "My son, you are a Douchey; Douchey, won't you do me proud?"
     F                  Bb            C
So I shunned the foolishnesses of the other kids at play
         F              Bb              C
Scuttled off my youthfulness and I just set out on my way
         F                   Bb             C
Down the straight and narrow highway headed right into the sun
           F               Bb            C
And when I got to New York City, all the zeroes turned to ones
          F             Bb               C
And I was wandering the sidewalk telling strangers where to go
      F              Bb          C
I was singing like a savior in a manger all alone
       F             Bb           C
'Til I made myself a martyr and nobody seemed to mind
        F              Bb              C
Broke a window with my buttocks but my buttocks were just fine
       F            Bb             C
'Til I woke up in a forest with my fingers turning blue
            F                 Bb            C
And started serving ice cream sandwiches to men in business suits
       F             Bb                C
Took a look into the mirror, said, "Oh god, what can I do
         F            Bb
"To feel like a human being and not a
C      C      C      C      C      C      C      C      C
Douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche?"
 
[Chorus]
F                  Bb       F
   Douchey come and Douchey go
         Bb       F
What does Douchey want?
     C       C7
Only Douchey knows
F                      Bb     F
   Douchey done like he did before
     Bb       F          C        C7
I was Douchey once but I ain't no more
 
[Outro]
F  Bb      F
   Naaa-na-nah na-na
Bb      F         C    C7
Naaa-na-nah na-na ohhh
F
Woo!
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