Wasted On The Senate Floor Chords

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Tuning: Standard
 
Capo 6
 
play all chords as power chords
 
F
We ran aground in the Philippines
C
Interpreting what Henri Bergson means
F
When he said life must be durational
             C
That feels a million to one
F
Collapsed in grace on the carpeting
C
Trade missionaries set to bargaining
F
We have no need for tricky marketing
             C
We make self evident claims
 
       F                    G
We say let the product sell themselves
A                    G
Let the product sell themselves
F                    G
Let the product sell themselves
                        C
Like the Minutemen said
 
F
I start to shake when she stares at me
C
Our currency's almost at parity
F
I'd try to talk but apparently
           C
That's not attractively tough
F
We tripped and fell and we formed a team
C
We fixed ourselves with fibrin soldering
F
Wait I was wrong that's called fibin glue
        C
We have enough
 
       F                    G
To get wasted on the senate floor
         A                  G
She said blah blah blah I'm getting bored
           F                      G                   A
Republican watchman from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag
             G
To punch our lights out
       F                    G
We got wasted on the senate floor
           A                    G
Now you're trapped because I've locked the door
                 F         G                   A
And I've got the thorium 232 and I've got this microphone
       G
Listen up Hey
 
F
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
C
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
F
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
            C
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
 
F
Got bloody eyes but we're feeling good
C
Causing confusion in the neighborhood
F
Nothing protects us like an earmark could
             C
From bearing blows
F
The price is only what inflation pulls
C
The rules are strictly informational
F
We showed up late with exxon rave
               C
We brought our products in tow
 
          F                    G
Now we're wasted on the senate floor
       A                   G
We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply
          F                    G
Now we're wasted on the senate floor
                A                 G
Let's see who's gay and who get's lonely
       F                    G
We got wasted on the senate floor
          A                          G
The naval blockade came down with no trade offer
F                    G
Wasted on the senate floor
               A           G
And we cast our eye to the stove
 
F
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
C
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
F
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
            C
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
F
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
C
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
F
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
            C
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
 
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
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Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor)
F                    G
Wasted on the senate floor
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