Wasted On The Senate Floor Chords

All chords are power chords. Chords are not relative to the capo.
 
 
[Verse 1]
C
We ran aground in the Philippines
G                  D
Interpreting what Henri Bergson means
C
When he says life must be durational
G                  D
That feels million to one
C
Collapsed in grace on the carpeting
G                  D
Trade missionaries set to bargaining
C
We have no use for tricky marketing
G                  D
We make self-evident claims
C
We say, "Let the products sell themselves"
G/E            G
We say, "Let the products sell themselves"
C
We say, "Let the products sell themselves"
NC
Like the Minutemen said
G      C     D
 
[Verse 2]
C
I start to shake when she stares at me
G                  D
Our currency's almost at parity
C                                         G            D
I'd try to talk, but apparently that's not attractively tough
C
We tripped and fell when we formed a team
G                   D
We fixed ourselves with fibrin soldering
C
Wait, I was wrong, that's called fibrin glue
G                  D
We have enough
 
[Chorus]
C                          D
To get wasted on the senate floor
Em                                        Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
She said, "Blah blah blah, I'm getting bored"
C                                D                   Em
Republican watchman from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag
NC
To punch our lights out
C                           D
Because we're wasted on the senate floor
Em                                      Gsus2 Gmaj7sus2
Now you're trapped because I locked the door
C                            D                           Em
And I've got this thorium-232 and I've got this microphone
G  Gsus
Listen up
 
[Bridge]
C  G  D  x2
 
[Verse 3]
         NC
We've got bloody eyes but we're feeling good
           NC
Causing confusion in the neighborhood
             NC
Nothing protects us like an earmark could from bearing blows
C
The price is only what inflation pulls
G              D
The rules are strictly informational
 C
We showed up late to the Exxon rave
G              D
We brought our products in tow
 
 
[Chorus]
C                  D
Now we're wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply
C                   D
Now we're wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
Let's see who's gay and who gets lonely
C                   D
When they're wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
And the naval blockade gets struck down with no trade-off
C                   D
We're wasted on the senate floor
Em                                   G
And we cast our eyes to the strobe out
 
[Break down]
C  G  D x5
C                           D
We got wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
We got wasted on the senate floor
C                           D
We got wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
We got wasted on the senate floor
C                           D
We got wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
We got wasted on the senate floor
C                           D
We got wasted on the senate floor
Em                          Gsus2  Gmaj7sus2
We got wasted on the senate floor
Gsus
Where did you find your brother?
Gsus
Where did you take your sister's side?
Gsus
Where did you hide your brother?
Gsus
Where did you take your sister's side?
Gsus
Where did you find your brother?
Gsus
Where did you take your sister's side?
NC
Resign
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